Go On Cast The First Stone

Convert loved ones from ghey to straight with intense Protestant Bible scripture. Its what they really want even if they say it isn't. Save them from themselves TODAY!

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Too Many Weemen Too Little Time

One of the world's greatest lovers Old Knudsen never boasts about the number of his conquests as he isn't too good with the counting and has forgotten most of them anyway.
Read as he tells of weemen small and tall, thin and fat, famous and infamous, dumb and dumber.
When Old Knudsen says he bucked yer Ma he probably has.

My Heart Is An Empty Room

A Warrior poet who has been compared to John Hansberger and Gary Norton-Perry. The poem "Why I Blog" speaks to Bloggers everywhere, especially the line, " Yer blog is a slog yet mine is a dog, quick to run when the posting is dun shove yer keyboard up yer bum."
A true master of poetry .

Discovering Knudsen

Who is the man from Killamory with the cap? Weemen want to do him and men want to be him and some men would also like to do him. Killer of the Great White Panda that took his leg, former lover of the Queen who took his man muck and destroyer of a vending machine that took his money.
He lavishes scorn and love to all who comment and in return is loved scornfully. A true enigma of his time.